Thanks everyone for relegating us at "Cut the Mustard" to being the bunnies. Now I am happy to admit this is an absolutely fair assessment of our lists and the sum total of our player ability compared to the rest.
However, one thing for you fools to think about is that we at "Cut the Mustard" hold the keys to your team reaching the podium. WE (specifically Coldbane's Wood Elves and our other multitude of weaknesses) will likely determine the tournament winner. We can give you 60 points, but if you can't take 60 points from us then be aware that some other shark will. You have been warned!
And don't worry, we will be trying our damnest each round to try and take you out of contention. The fail team that only gets 12/8 11/9 10/10 20/0 from us will not podium and we will feast upon your failure as our victory. Almost wish we had Simon in our team...
Lastly, any team that fails to take more points from us than we take from them will have shown their own bunny credentials. We will have a special award for any who fail.
Wil Hoverd
(Disclaimer: only Wil Hoverd and Coldbane are members of "Cut the Mustard." Wryth is a member of Team Omen, in no way do we intend to give Team Omen 60 points.... or do we?)
To be fair Wil, nobody (to my knowledge anyway) has called you "Bunnies".
ReplyDeleteSome bastard leaked our intelligence report to the media and you were just collateral damage.
We, in the von Trapp Family, will gratefully accept any points you offer us.
Pete (von Trapp Family member)
Hi Pete,
DeleteSome fool with the terrible name of Gas Monkey gave us the bunny moniker. In addition, we noted that the Von Trapp intelligence leak indicated we were their most favourable matchup.
In response to your request for points, you better hope you draw us first round!!!! Otherwise, it will be your opponents that you are chewing through with small victories who will be getting the opportunity for the 60 points. How will the Von Trapp family work the "Cut the Mustard" 60 point leak factor into your overall strategy?
Nz hammered rated them as bunnies Pete on his blog
ReplyDeleteOh a message from Team Omen!!!
DeleteI feel the need to reiterate that Team "Cut the Mustard" has no official relationship with "Team Omen" and will not be gifting them 60 points.
In addition, thanks to Joel from Team Omen for weakening our team by supplying Coldbane with the Woodelves army.
DeleteThis supply of army in no way indicates an official relationship of indebtedness to "Team Omen." Or does it?
You don't have to give us 60pts mate, we will just take them....
DeleteHeh no one will ever quite believe that we didn't just fall over for you...
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ReplyDeleteHa Pete, you and yours won't gratefully accept anything. You'll rip them from the torn corpses of your opponent's, killing their hobby as you go with brokeness and your top-tierism and your general disregard for civilised sensitivities.
ReplyDeleteVon Trapp. Didn't he command an SS Panzer Division during the war?
Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.. don't just do your best guys...
ReplyDeleteI can assure you that no one attending this tournament will ever have gone home with a prom queen.
DeleteSeriously...fabulous reply! Not sure if that's a kiwi joke cos we don't have proms or if everybody is too nerdy to get a prom queen. Either way, love it.
DeleteLeon
I definitely took home a prom queen.. if a stripper from Coventry counts! I had a 5 year sabbatical from nerdying to chase girls and then snag my wife (who isn't a stripper from Coventry).. then I sprung it on her! Ha ha
DeleteHey something dirty going on here! The impostor Leon is not the Leon on Team CTM. Some shenanigans going on there. Beware the Killer Rabbit of Caernabog, it's coming for you with it's big, pointy teeth.
DeleteI love it, make those losses count Wil!
ReplyDeleteHey Jeff, good playing you at OTT, my first game (and loss) against the Orcs. If I had played a bit more conservatively against you it would have helped me to a undisputed podium finish. Fortunately, you taught me a few things about the value of conserving tournament points. I am sure going to use the learning experience of our game to try and ruin a few peoples' days this weekend.
DeleteDeploy right up in their grill and then slowly move back the entire game thus causing hilarity to ensue when they realise in turn 4 you aren't going to charge.
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